Opinion
Guest
Essay
Rich
People Didn’t Look Like This Before
April 30,
2026
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/opinion/plastic-surgery-rich-face.html?searchResultPosition=1
By Amy
Odell
Ms. Odell
is the author of the Back Row newsletter and “Anna: The Biography.”
If you
spend enough time around the very rich these days, it’s clear. People didn’t
look like this before because people naturally can’t look like this.
Models in
a Paris Fashion Week show for the luxury brand Matières Fécales last month
caricatured the 1 percent by wearing prosthetics that resembled post-op faces,
including grotesque under-eye bulges, skin pulled up from their temples and
lips that appeared unnaturally inflated and stitched at the edges. “South Park”
depicted Kristi Noem with a face so Botoxed, it melts off and scurries away.
From the Met Gala to the Oscars and every red carpet in between, these rich
faces are everywhere.
A “rich
face” is stretched taut, often incapable of varied expressions and plumped with
filler or implants or a person’s own grafted fat. Once, this face belonged to a
villainous class of elites in sci-fi depictions of a dystopian future. In “The
Hunger Games,” residents of the capital city who revel in luxury and excess at
the expense of other impoverished districts often wear sculpted, altered faces.
In “Doctor Who,” a wealthy socialite from the distant future has gone through
so many face-lifts that she becomes little more than a stretched face on a thin
sheet of skin mounted on a frame, maintained with constant moisturizer.
The
ultrawealthy seem less and less concerned with hiding their excesses. They’re
richer than ever, and figures like Lauren Sánchez Bezos and President Trump
give them permission to flaunt their neo-Gilded Age spoils. After all, the
unspoken appeal of cosmetic work is that it’s not just about looking “better”
or “fixing” something or trying to remain competitive in ageist workplaces.
It’s about indulging in a particular kind of experiential self-care that is
infinitely customizable and accessible to only a select group. It signifies
extreme wealth and belonging to an elite, all-powerful clique that gets to
operate under a different set of societal norms and rules.
Status
signaling used to be the purview of the $18,000 cocktail dress or the $50,000
designer bag. Now, the small number of Very Important Clients who account for
40 percent of luxury sales seem to be shifting more of their highly desired
dollars to their faces. Today’s cleverly marketed aesthetic treatments include
“global facial micro-optimization,” which involves numerous procedures to tweak
everything from eye tilt to the way light reflects off the jaw, and costs
between $150,000 and $300,000. There are also “forever 35,” “Diamond mini” and
“weekend” face-lifts. Plastic surgeons in Washington are navigating a surge in
requests for “Mar-a-Lago face.”
The
masses want in. Millennials who say they cannot afford homes are spending on
their faces instead. Magazines such as Vogue and Allure are no longer just
advising readers on nail polish colors and designer sandals for spring, but
also when — not if — they should get face-lifts. Rhinoplasties, face-lifts and
blepharoplasties (eyelid surgeries) were the three most popular facial
procedures of 2025, and the number of facial procedures overall increased by
around 19 percent. The luxury sector, meanwhile, contracted by 2 percent last
year.
Designer
fashion seems to be viewed as more cringe than cosmetic procedures — a feeling
that the journalist Sujata Assomull calls the “luxury ick.” Many designer
brands raised prices significantly in recent years, at around twice the rate of
inflation, without any apparent improvement in quality. (A Chanel flap bag can
now cost upward of $11,000 — almost double what it did in 2016.) And some have
been caught up in sweatshop scandals. The Row’s sample sale in New York City
inspired a slew of viral parody videos. The thriving market for secondhand
goods, dupes and counterfeits dim the glamour of it all. And when brands like
Celine and Chloé are reissuing old handbag designs, why bother shopping for
something new?
In
earlier decades, the roles were reversed: Plastic surgery was a punchline.
“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to
Tupperware,” Joan Rivers once joked. Now Ms. Rivers seems ahead of her time.
Procedures are a sign of making it in the most Kardashian-coded way — get rich,
then buy a face. Stars such as Kris Jenner go viral for their cosmetic work.
Asked if she’d had “the seemingly ubiquitous new style of face-lift,” Jennifer
Lawrence told The New Yorker, “No. But, believe me, I’m gonna!”
Social
media has turbocharged the normalization of cosmetic work. One plastic surgeon
said that his Gen Z patients take selfies at their appointments “as if it’s a
concert or a ‘get ready with me’ video. They want everyone to know.” Like haul
vlogs, it’s a way to say, “Look what I just bought.”
Of
course, rich face has regional variations. Bravo’s “Real Housewives” from the
Upper East Side and the Hamptons have a subtler look than their counterparts on
Netflix’s “Members Only: Palm Beach,” who dream of access to Mar-a-Lago.
Whether stars admit to their work or not, endless internet speculation provides
valuable P.R. to both them and the surgeons who treat them. Many of these
doctors — such as Steven Levine, who lifted Ms. Jenner’s face — are celebrities
themselves. All of this media hooks viewers by inviting them to wonder when
lips were last injected and if jawlines look more “snatched” than they did the
previous week.
Sometimes,
of course, procedures can go wrong. Sharon Osbourne once called a face-lift
“the worst thing that I ever did,” and said that she “looked like Cyclops.”
Khloe Kardashian has said that filler made her look “crazy.”
Designer
bags may be silly, overpriced and quite often unethically made. But at least
there’s little to no chance they will disfigure you. Perhaps the risk of a
grisly outcome is part of the appeal for the ultrawealthy, who have the ability
to pay for the best care, along with more treatments if things go wrong. The
luxury of viewing your face-lift less as a major, potentially ruinous surgery
and more as a routine to-do list item is the ultimate status symbol.


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